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on shingles
an ill-named malady--it
lacks the fearsome respect
of an -osis or an -itis
physicians ask me to quantify the pain--
to rate it on a scale of one to ten
and after assigning agony a score
to describe it with an apter metaphor...
you know how when somebody stabs you in the back with a butcher knife?
& then comes back every few minutes and gives the handle a good whack?
or
...how the invisible dwarfs who live under your skin all open up on your
nerve endings with their flame throwers?
or
...when a pack of starving wolverines launch a feeding frenzy
on your armpit?
it's kinda like that
so be so kind as to suppress your smile
& urge to ask me
cedar? asphalt? tile?
You can't win with this disease: Herpes (eeew) Zostar (sounds like the bad guy in a '30s Flash Gordon episode) or Shingles (which makes NO sense--where the hell did that come from?)
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