12/25
Song
It's raining on Christmas.
What did you expect?
This isn't New England--
It's the Pacific Northwest.
We don't do White Christmas
or one horse open sleighs
because here in Seattle
it'll most likely rain.
Santa comes down our chimneys
dressed in Gore Tex
& Frosty the Snowman
is a puddle at best.
Still we light up our houses.
Fire up a Yule log
& sing along with Bing Crosby
in the mist & the fog.
It's Christmas in Seattle
but if you need proof
check out the holly
growing out of your roof.
So it rains here on Christmas--
we think that's alright
'cause it rains here on New Years,
& Kwanzaa & Hanukkah & the 4th of July.
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