10/20
Sonnets From Other Lives: Bat Boy & The Alien
I saw Bat Boy & The Alien
in an airport bar in Minneapolis.
Bat Boy had commenced to tie one on,
& The Alien was looking real depressed.
I bought a round for both. Hey wouldn't you?
What a comedown--both are unemployed,
what with the folding of The Weekly World News.
Bat Boy started in on how he'd toyed
with acting but he couldn't get the parts--
They just want zombies & vampires these days.
We ordered one more, then The Alien starts
to tell Bill Clinton stories. Anyway,
my flight got called & so I had to run.
This economy is hard on everyone.
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