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Sonnets From Other Lives: Earl
DUDE you gotta come over RIGHT NOW!
Zoey’s losin it—she’s throwing shit
at me &….I don’t know—I’m sittin there & POW
this plate flies right by me. It nearly hit
my frickin head! Say what? Man, I dunno
what set her off…well yeah I guess I do.
But other couples have their troubles & don’t go
all ballistic all the time. You think that you
could maybe talk her down? She’s locked herself
in the bathroom. Honey? Crap! She broke something
in there. Honey—take the phone &…What the hell?
Ow! Shit! She took another fucking swing
at me! Yeah I swung back but dude I missed her.
Yer right I shouldn’t have hit on her sister.
Oh Earl, you JERK!
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